The US Defence Dept has revealed details of two 'white' Brits who died during an air strike in The deaths occurred during an attack on a suspected al-Qaeda terror group.
The men's names have been given as Abdul Bin Larfin and Mustapha Shite (no, that's not Shi'ite spelt wrong). Both men were found with UK
Bin Larfin, also known as Barry Flatus, and Shite, also known as Reginald Crap, were known to have been radicalised at a mosque in Romford, Essex. Both had undertaken courses in bomb making, as described in the 'little known recipes' section of The Anarchist's Cookbook, using Christmas crackers, Blu-Tack, safety matches, string and sticky-back plastic.
A Romford Ayatollah, Izme Cockin, said "It's a real shame about Baz and Reg. They were just ordinary local lads. They liked nothing better than to pray five times a day and, on Saturdays, they would go down the town and beat the shit out of a few Christians. Eventually, though, this was not enough and they yearned to strike a real blow for Islamic fundamentalism. They quite liked the idea of martyrdom, but decided to go to Pakistan when they realised that the promise of countless virgins was a hollow one and could not be honoured in Essex .
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