Some blast from the past!

A recent study was carried out into the location of a mans G Spot, And proof was found that it is definitely at the back of a woman's throat.

Rumour has it that the Muslim boy in my class at school, tosses so hard that his cock bleeds. We call him

"The Terror Wrist"

Barry the builder walks up to a girl in a club and say to her " I've got an eight inch dick and I can shag all night" After a couple of drinks, she takes him home with her. The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an eight inch dick and that you could shag all night. You've got a five inch dick and you lasted only 3 minutes" Barry looks up at her and says " I'm a builder love, that was just an estimate"

Why is it that when you see a fit blond girl eating a banana, you think of porn films?. But when you see a black woman eating a banana, you think of the discovery channel.

My Grandad said "It's going to be a nightmare this winter with this Flu outbreak"

I said "tell me something I don't know"

Grandad replied " Your Nan's arse can take my whole fist"

Just bought FIFA 12 for the x Box and it's fuckin great , every time the missus picks up the controller Andy Gray shouts , GET BACK IN THE FUCKIN KITCHEN.

I flicked through the TV channels with the remote, looking for something that might not be too boring, when I flipped past a channel where I heard a voice saying, "Tits like coconuts" that's it I thought, quickly going backwards to be met with Bill Oddie saying, "They also like flax seeds and fat balls"

Ran into an old friend of mine the other day who I hadn't seen in years. During our conversation I asked if he was married yet. He said he wasn't but was currently shagging some young twins who were into all sorts and especially loved anal.

'How do you tell the two of them apart?', I asked.

'Oh that's easy', he replied, 'because Derek has a beard....'

The class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal". The first picture the teacher held up was of a Lion. "Okay," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?"

"I know, I know, it's a Lion!" yelled Eddie.

"Very good, Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"

"That's a Tiger!" piped up Jennifer.

"Right, again. And what about this animal?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint ... it's something you're mother calls your father".

"I know, I know," screamed Little Johnny, "It's a horny bastard!"