Thursday, 5 May 2011

Just a chukle

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV

when I heard my Wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied, "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat.''

Mexican Army Heads For Libya

Because there are no mosques in Venice , The Government has allowed the
 Italian Muslims to pray in the streets.
So far 543 have already lost their lives



Two Fall Out Of A Roller Coaster.





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