Kevin a well known Bar owner is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. as he sneaks up the hill the back way.
The Policia Local asked where he is going at
this time of night.
Kev the geezer replies,
“I am going to a lecture about alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body”.
The officer then asks,
“Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
Kev replies,
“My wife.”
This Christmas, consider the following:
This woman is 51.
She is a TV “health guru” advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and ill health, promoting exercise and a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful, that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of faecal examination.
This woman is 50.
She is a TV cook, who drinks her fair share of wine and eats nothing but meat, cream, butter and desserts.
Take note, then crack on with the wine and chocolates!!!! J
Merry Christmas! J
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