Young girl comes home and says to her mum. " Johnny Wilson showed me his willy today!" "WHAT?????? " Roars mum. "Reminded me of a peanut" says the lass. "oh!" Says mum (slightly relieved) "Tiny was it?" "No" smiles the lass "Salty". lol

Cheers Paul..

Two women talking on the bus ,, Hey beril has your man been circumsised?? NO ,, replied the other he has always been a complete DICK !!!

Rightly Named. Eh! ANDY.

Doctor, may I have some sleeping tablets for my husband? Is he still having trouble sleeping ??.... NO HE HAS WOKEN UP….

Cheers Susan….

THE correct insurance companies of sex ........

SEX with your wife -legal & general

 

SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust

 

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

 

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

 

SEX on the telephone- Direct line

 

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

 

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go 

 

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

 

SEX with a transvestite- confused . com

 

SEX with some one different - go compare . com

 

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com 

 

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

 

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

 

SEX with an o.a.p- saga

 

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

Cheers Yvonne........