Oil Crisis

Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came  
To have an oil  shortage here in  Britain .  

Well, there's a very simple answer,
Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.  

The reason for this is purely geographical.  

Our Oil is located in:

Scotland

Bournemouth

Norfolk Coast

Iraq

Middle East 
Our DIPSTICKS are  located  in Westminster

Any Questions ???  
NO ?...  Didn't think so.