Back Online.

It has only been a few weeks but it has felt like six months since I lost access to my blog.  I haven't posted anything in that time so I'm hoping my wonderful followers have not forgotten all about me.

I knew that this blog meant a lot to me, but I didn't realize just how important it is until I was away from it. I've missed the support and kudos from you-all.

I really must get back to work here, I just wanted to give a quick update and let you know that I'm back online and my blog will be picking up again.

I had to go to the Dr. because, every time I had an Orgasm, I started crying and throwing a temper-tantrum.

I was diagnosed with Immature Ejaculation. 

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking 
a cigarette. 

"My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the 
father. 
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl. 
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks the father. 
"I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."