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| Is this the Oliva cure 'The Man' |
A local Oliva man has been credited with ending the condition of premature ejaculation.
Sexual Health practitioner Dr Mildred Upsum explains "For the last two months we have been recommending that sufferers of the condition picture of this man in their mind as they feel themselves approaching climax, and our patients have reported a one hundred percent success rate in this delaying the fruition of their love making."
The approach is not without controversy however, as many claim that the mental image of ‘the man’ makes it impossible for them to continue with the sexual act at all.
Sexual Health practitioner Dr Mildred Upsum explains "For the last two months we have been recommending that sufferers of the condition picture of this man in their mind as they feel themselves approaching climax, and our patients have reported a one hundred percent success rate in this delaying the fruition of their love making."
The approach is not without controversy however, as many claim that the mental image of ‘the man’ makes it impossible for them to continue with the sexual act at all.
One man is understood to have launched legal proceedings against both Dr Mildred Upsum’s clinic and ‘the man’ claiming that his penis withered away and dropped from his body like a frostbitten toe as a result of picturing ‘the man’ during sexual congress.
The Oliva Tattler is hoping to reveal who ‘the man’ is. “The matter is in the hands of our legal department” said the editor.
However if you the reader has any idea who the mystery man could be, then send your photos into addjatator@gmail.com
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