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If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy. The Candy With The Little Hole  This should make you smile.  You have to love little kids. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.....................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange ...............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'   One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room! THE SENSITIVITY OF SENIORS  This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West  Vancouver after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.  An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and  was writing to say thank you.  This story is a credit to all humankind.   Dear Lions Bay School ,  God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens  luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the  Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone.  I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.  My room mate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let  me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and  understandably, wanted to keep it safe.  The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a dozen  pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to  mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to fuck off.  Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.  God bless you all.  Sincerely,  Edna