They sent my Census form back!!!!!!!!!!!!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, half of f****ng Europe, North Africa and the Middle East etc. etc. etc.etc.!'
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
Had to have a blood transfusion the other day. All
they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood.
It's not as bad as it sounds... I now have a 12 inch
penis and I am top of the housing list.
*
Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she
shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on
her forehead and realised she was just on standby.
*
Just 'Fostered' a Muslim kid. All 4 cans hit him
right on the back of the head.
*
Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black
bloke. All I said was, golly you're tall.
*
Last week me and this paki from work decided to have
a moustache and beard growing competition. I still can't believe she
won.
*
They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & the
Beanstalk' in Birmingham , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester & Luton
because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.
*
Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in
Bradford , killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll
could be as high as 5.
*
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day
keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've
found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood.
It's not as bad as it sounds... I now have a 12 inch
penis and I am top of the housing list.
*
Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she
shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on
her forehead and realised she was just on standby.
*
Just 'Fostered' a Muslim kid. All 4 cans hit him
right on the back of the head.
*
Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black
bloke. All I said was, golly you're tall.
*
Last week me and this paki from work decided to have
a moustache and beard growing competition. I still can't believe she
won.
*
They've had to cancel the panto 'Jack & the
Beanstalk' in Birmingham , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester & Luton
because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.
*
Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in
Bradford , killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll
could be as high as 5.
*
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day
keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've
found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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